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Why is the Pox just dripping with medieval imagery? Is it the hacking cough? It is the pustulating sores all over the body? The sores that make you slightly nauseous...? Is it the compulsion to make your children walk around ringing a bell (funky bell from the POWH, bought for me by MrB when I was bed-ridden with a twisted nerve in my back last year. He regretted thr purchase within a couple of hours) calling out "Unclean! Unclean!"...?
Miss O: Day 3 of the Pox. It can't get much worse. Can it...?
posted by actonb at 9:13 am
9 Comments:
Them theres some fine and abundant spots
NEVER challenge 'worse', Nic.
NEVER say, 'It can't get w***e'.
I can't even bring myself to type the phrase out anymore...
Poor little munchkin, it makes me itchy just looking at it.
Has the heath department declared Bulli plague ridden, yet?
Shroom: And the best one's ain't fit to be shown in polite company.
Fingers: Welcome home! See the fun we get up to when you're away? You're right though. I'm just tempting fate...
KR: It doesn't make me itchy. It leaves me with a desire to attack her with broken pottery. And cry. And throw up.
Donnie: It's only a matter of time. Those pustules are getting bigger and they're going to blow...
I've been feeling quite broody recently...not quite so much now ;)
Px
p.s. The Howard government will be onto you soon if you start deterring people from having children!
are you seriously telling me you are dealing with nits and pox at the same time? are you sure there isnt a pox of somekind on your whole house?
See Nic...all that church-going and do-gooding and there's still been a plague on your house.
Better put up the protective net before the locusts gnaw your corn down to the stalks...
PomG: I do like to think that my life is a cautionary tale for all you childless (footloose and fancy-free)ones - take your contraception seriously...
Mexie: I know! I don't believe it either. Someone has obviously cursed us.
Sonny D: I have left my response on your blog. It isn't entirely appropriate for this here G-rated blog.
Fingers: Yes. You were right. Do I need to grovel anymore...?
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