The Bane of my Life

I cannot cope with this much longer. I feel I have regressed to my simian state. I feel compelled to be constantly picking through my children's hair, looking for the damn critters. And no matter how clean and lice-free their hair is on a Monday Morning, by Wednesday the scourge is back.

I'm seriously considering shaving their heads.

I never had nits. MrB never had nits. None of my friends ever had nits. WTF is happening in schools today?????? Can anyone answer this most important of questions... Have they involved into SuperLice, wearing their nasty licey underpants outside their slinky shiny tights????

Mind you. At least I don't go nit-hunting in public, unlike some poor kid at the footy the other day, whose mother was picking over his scalp with relish as he lay writhing in anguish on her lap. Ewwwww.

And just for you, Mushroom my sweet...