The Post that Isn't...
Last night, while parking at Franklins, en route to do some Must Have shopping (ie Milk, Bread, Yoghurt - all the essentials) I espied a lone trolley languishing next to my car... I leapt out of my car, and proceeded to use this trolley as the receptacle for my Shopping Expedition. The reason for my excitement was that these trolleys are Ones That Need Money for their little trolley hearts to be Unchained...
So I Scored!!!!
One whole and entire Dollar (AUD)!!!!!
Question - Does this make...
a) Me the biggest scab in the Entire Known Universe????
or...
b) The person who left the trolley in the first place, the Laziest Lard Arse in the
EKU???? I mean, they couldn't be bothered taking the trolley a total of 10m to
get their coin back?????
Discuss...
BTW: The complete lameness of this post means it so DOES NOT COUNT as me breaking my blog break. Na-uh. No Way!
And... If you wanna know what's Going On, then email me.... Or, y'know, Don't... It's up to you really...
Oh! And another thing... Does anyone else have major problems with Blockquotes entirely Stuffing up???
So I Scored!!!!
One whole and entire Dollar (AUD)!!!!!
Question - Does this make...
a) Me the biggest scab in the Entire Known Universe????
or...
b) The person who left the trolley in the first place, the Laziest Lard Arse in the
EKU???? I mean, they couldn't be bothered taking the trolley a total of 10m to
get their coin back?????
Discuss...
BTW: The complete lameness of this post means it so DOES NOT COUNT as me breaking my blog break. Na-uh. No Way!
And... If you wanna know what's Going On, then email me.... Or, y'know, Don't... It's up to you really...
Oh! And another thing... Does anyone else have major problems with Blockquotes entirely Stuffing up???
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posted by actonb at 10:07 am
17 Comments:
I will travel many long hot miles to avoid a supermarket that has those vile coin trolleys. I never seem to have the right coin, or the bloody thing gets jammed. And why should I pay, anyway? WHY?
I REJECT THE COIN TROLLEY! And I'm thinking of starting a movement to eradicate them from the earth. (Not a motion you'll be pleased to know. A movement.)
I am always stuck carrying hundreds of things in a basket cause I don't have any change to put in the coin trolleys. Stupid consumerist society which assumes I have money just because I'm at a supermarket...
Aldi is especially Evil in this regard as they do not even provide baskets....
So I have to stagger around the store with my two packets of nappies and whatever groovy goodies they happen to have on special this week, and then stand in the 5km long queue without dropping it all...
Stupid Aldi. Damn you and your cheap nappies. And your strangely addictive silverside.
Oh dear, I started writing this comment and wrote 'option C, of course', then looked back at your post and realised there wasn't an option C.
B, then. I mean what type of lazy feck doesn't take their trolly back and get their dollar. Though I'm with Meva and try to avoid those trollies and would be very happy to join her campaign to eradicate them. Especially of we can have badges.
yes, badges. and a poster for my front window, a sticker for my car and a bi-annual rally.
count me in.
(you know... i used to work someplace where they had those trollies, and you can get to them using a chup-a-chup stick, and not putting a buck in! TRUE STORY)
I will also join the Meva Movement (tee hee). I have started a petition on my blog today - we are so active and stuff. No one can say gen x & y are lazy.
BTW AB this so is a post. If you're and addict and you know it clap your hands...
Piffle! It is SO not a post....
tis too
IS NOT! IS NOT! IS NOT!
(etc)
In the immortal words of Gigglewick "la la la la I can't hear you". Even if you deny the existence of this post - what about the next one? Huh huh
The next one is quite obviously a post.
This one continues to be just as obviously NOT a post.
Sheesh! Get it right Ms Rabbit!
What about when a non-post generates so many comments? Does that become a post then?
Nope. Not even then...
Mainly because it's just me and thee waffling...
waffle, I, never.
Well I will just say - if it looks like a post, and smells like a post....
LMAO we are so funny
It's not a post - it's a duck!
ahhhh a duck. I see. That makes it much clearer now silly me for thinking it was a post.
Oh Rabbity One - I have one word for you:
QUACK!
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