Delicious Snark #1
This is for my fellow cookbook-devouring blogger, Miss W:
*Explanation below, for you non-gastroporn lovers...
Is it not just the most Delicious one yet? I find it hard to believe that even this little camera-shy wallflower could have submitted to this photo shoot. I mean, who willingly submits to being squeezed by a sleazy boater-behatted fishmonger. No-one - that's who!
But, you live and learn... and wait for next month to see what contrived pose Delicious can force Ms Jill to submit to...
*Okay, people don't seem to get this here post. And so here's the backstory:
Delicious is a cooking magazine. And every month, one of it's featured chefs is Jill Dupleix. And every single month, without fail, she has a full page photo of her in increasingly bizarre and contrived situations. And she grins in her irritating and superior manner through it all...
I thought last months, where she was suspiciously fondling market vegetables was odd, but this month takes the cake.
*Explanation below, for you non-gastroporn lovers...
Jill Dupleix
Is it not just the most Delicious one yet? I find it hard to believe that even this little camera-shy wallflower could have submitted to this photo shoot. I mean, who willingly submits to being squeezed by a sleazy boater-behatted fishmonger. No-one - that's who!
But, you live and learn... and wait for next month to see what contrived pose Delicious can force Ms Jill to submit to...
*Okay, people don't seem to get this here post. And so here's the backstory:
Delicious is a cooking magazine. And every month, one of it's featured chefs is Jill Dupleix. And every single month, without fail, she has a full page photo of her in increasingly bizarre and contrived situations. And she grins in her irritating and superior manner through it all...
I thought last months, where she was suspiciously fondling market vegetables was odd, but this month takes the cake.
Labels: delicious
posted by actonb at 8:11 am
8 Comments:
Am I missing something? Who is this woman wearing canary? And why is she so excited about being molested by the Dolmio Pasta Sauce man?
i dont get it either.
Girls - I shall update to add further explanation...
Otherwise you could just ask w!
W is gone for the day. its really lonely and sad over here...
Heehee...Her body language says it all. I don't know which would be worse - being touched by that guy or having to touch whatever is in that crate.
Actually, I do know.
mex - that is indeed sad - both the loneliness and the w-lessness.
pom - Exactly! And I still fail to understand why she needs to wear a canary yellow sou'wester inside.
Hahahahahaha!! oh actonb! I laughed so hard when I saw that one. How awkward can one woman look? And the words that went along with it? PRICELESS.
Honestly, I'd buy the mag just for Jill's pictures and the amusement they give me. Alright. Mostly for the food porn.
heh w - I knew you'd appreciate it. I think I will turn it into a series...
What's Jill up to now????
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