I say B1! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Oh gross!
Here at B Enterprises, we occupy an office in a building which consists of 4 offices upstairs, and 2 shops downstairs.
Upstairs, the 'shared kitchen' facilities consist of a sink (with cold tap) and a power point.
Downstairs are the toilets - 1 male and 1 female.
One of the shops has recently been re-leased, and I have started to notice strange things afoot...
(even stranger than the fact that the male podiatrist insists on only using the female toilet.... and then leaving the seat up...)
for instance - last Friday I noticed in quick succession,
1) the fact that we'd managed to go through an entire loo roll in a day
2) the fact that there was a definite aroma of banana in the room
3) the fact that all the paper towel had been used up, and was scrunched around the back of the bin...
It's the banana that's perplexing me the most. Who the hell sits on the loo and munches a banana? I mean, that's just feral...
It's the new shopkeepers. I knew they were odd. I just knew it.
Here at B Enterprises, we occupy an office in a building which consists of 4 offices upstairs, and 2 shops downstairs.
Upstairs, the 'shared kitchen' facilities consist of a sink (with cold tap) and a power point.
Downstairs are the toilets - 1 male and 1 female.
One of the shops has recently been re-leased, and I have started to notice strange things afoot...
(even stranger than the fact that the male podiatrist insists on only using the female toilet.... and then leaving the seat up...)
for instance - last Friday I noticed in quick succession,
1) the fact that we'd managed to go through an entire loo roll in a day
2) the fact that there was a definite aroma of banana in the room
3) the fact that all the paper towel had been used up, and was scrunched around the back of the bin...
It's the banana that's perplexing me the most. Who the hell sits on the loo and munches a banana? I mean, that's just feral...
It's the new shopkeepers. I knew they were odd. I just knew it.
Labels: extreme random
posted by actonb at 2:18 pm
6 Comments:
Eww eating a banana on the loo! Or it could be something even worse.
there should be people you can employ who investigate weird toilet goings ons because it just WEIRDS YOU OUT WHEN SOMEONE HAS THE TOILET UP IN THE LADIES!!!!
KR - Just don't go there...
Mex - oh I know who is leaving the seat up, I don't know why he refuses to use the toilet right next door...
Banana....wtf?? I love it, so random.
You dont need answers to this b....sometimes its best not to know.
It could be a whole lot wierder than you've even thought, AB. Imagine, for instance, if the poor bastard has piles, and someone has told him that wiping your arse with a freshly peeled banana skin is a soothing balm...
Shrooms - I know that I don't want to know, it's just that...
I hate not knowing stuff.
Donnie - Well HE should be doing it in the mens loos then shouldn't HE?
Feral pig that HE is...
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