Google-oogle-oogling
OK. I've had some weird-arse google-search referrals (sitemeter I heart you!) but I swear this one takes the cake:
Why would someone seriously be googling 'Step cousins get married'?
That just conjures up a whole lot of ewwww IMHO.
But that may just be me.
I feel kinda sorry for the guy who googled 'biggurls' and ended up at this post.
And the foot-fetishist who googled 'pretty toes' and got the twins footsies...
posted by actonb at 3:30 pm
9 Comments:
I can top that, AB. My freak-o-the-week is the person who went looking for "taking pleasure in huring mens balls" at 4.37am (their time). I guess when you've got an itch...
"Jodie Meares tits" is still RFYP's most repeated search hit. Every day they are out there, young boys, looking for more of Ms Meares' mammories...
that's be "hurting". I'd re-post but I cant be arsed.
I often get "jiggling boobies" and "[enter anyone I've ever written about] naked/nude".
*sigh* Stupid beta lost my comment.
Anyways, I get many a search for Damien Brody (aka Dylan from Neighbours). Seems the tweenies love him as much as me.
I also get a regular stream of google image searchers for "Paris Hilton Screwing". Oh, and "[insert celebrity name]'s snatch flash".
People are so strange...
'Manson Parrot winter 2006'
Yeah, I don't get it either ...
I figured my google hits would be a damn sight cleaner than your Donnie... and your's OMel.
But still, I do like to giggle at google.
And um, yeah... chesty.
Oh, sure, RFYP is a haven for filth, porn and nefarious characters...
All it takes is two or three poorly placed words, AB, and C&C too will be on the bot list for cretins and teenage boys...
nefarious characters...? It's no Dickens novel Donnie! I'd say you get your bog standard perverts.
I beg to differ, AB. RFYP is distinctly Dickensian. Why on 9th September, my post was titled "A Tale of Two Cities". The obvious crude spoonerism was nowt to be seen! (...thus proving my perverts are anything but bog standard!)
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