Thursday, August 02, 2007

Delicious Snark #5



In honour of our lovely W heading off overseas, I present to you our delightful Ms D in all her delicious glory.
Problem is, I can't find much wrong with this photo, nothing to snark about. This makes me very sad. And is simply further proof that Australia is going to hell in a handbasket. I mean, if a girl can't snark about her favourite over-exposed chef, then what's to become of her?
She doesn't even look too uncomfortable sitting there at the Hard Rock Cafe. Her teeth are present and accounted for, and I'm starting to worry about that lazy eye of hers, but seriously guys? What's to deconstruct?
Very disappointing.
Maybe you can help? Maybe this is how my lurker (now up to August 06 in the archives) can introduce themselves?

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6 Comments:

Blogger Mizanthrop said...

Being the tragic sheep that I am, these days I turn automatically to see what incongruous scenario Ms D has found herself in with each new issue...sadly disappointed I was this month, nothing to work with on the snark front. I thought you would not be well pleased.

I say we give her next issue to improve then start a letter writing campaign.

2/8/07 6:29 pm  
Blogger actonb said...

Oh things are getting much, much worse Mizanthrop... I fear this little series will be coming to an abrupt end shortly...

2/8/07 8:22 pm  
Blogger Cinema Minima said...

I don't have clue who your talking about...

...but Nigella is a lot hotter.

PS - I'm not your lurker.

3/8/07 6:31 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi! well i've just discovered your blog and may leave a few comments (after this one, that is).

now i don't know who the girl in the picture is, but i just wanted to say that i quite like her top.

thats about it.

small fry

oh yeah, and how good are milkshakes? SO good, and clearly Ms D agrees. whoever she is.

8/8/07 5:01 pm  
Blogger actonb said...

TMATP: This is Jill Dupleix. THE Jill Dupleix. Of SMH and now The Times of London fame... Shheesh! Married to Tarry Durack... And regular in delicious magazine. Who endeavour to capture her in ever more contrived poses, month by glorious month...

Nigella is much hotter. As a brunette I concur wholeheartedly...

I know. About the lurker. It has been sorted.

Smallfry - see above. I guess it IS a nice top, but as I hesitate to say anything nice about Ms D, I can't agree publicly. You do understand my position I trust...

8/8/07 7:21 pm  
Blogger Thursday's Child said...

Hahaha - have not seen this one yet. I'd be sad if Delicious snark went away.

9/8/07 8:41 pm  

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