Rev 6
On my short stroll to downtown Jannali to scavenge for lunch this afternoon, I noticed in quick succession the following things:
This heralds the End Times right?
They're the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse, re-interpreted for the 21st Century, bringing disease and pestilence and boganness to all.
I'm off home to wait for the Rapture.
- A small child, no more than 6 years old, with his hair buzz-cut to the crown of his head, and then allowed to hang freely, reaching below his shoulders.
- His mother (one can only assume) wearing high-waisted mom jeans, bright blue fluffy socks and thongs.
- A lady wearing black mid-calf length wide-leg cullottes with high-heeled boots.
- A girl outfitted entirely by Supre - dark blue jeans (with white stitching) tucked into silver-grey boots, a bright purple smock top, and the ubiquitous silver boob-belt.
This heralds the End Times right?
They're the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse, re-interpreted for the 21st Century, bringing disease and pestilence and boganness to all.
I'm off home to wait for the Rapture.
Labels: Fuggers
posted by actonb at 1:51 pm
10 Comments:
Which of the four horsemen is the Supre dresser?
BTW did you snap a picture of the boy with the hair? I think you could probably take it as evidence of child cruelty to the appropriate authorities.
That is so wrong.
wrong wrong wrong wrong.
wrong.
GW
PS WRONG.
KR, It is quite obvious to anyone who has done the slightest bit of theological training that the Supre Chicky represents the Fourth Horseman - who brings death through pain and chafing.
And I've seen the kid around before, so I will endeavour to catch him on my phone next time. And hope I don't get taken out by his bogan mother - the Second Horseman who brings death through War and Winnie Blues.
GW - It is indeed WRONG. And why I needed to bring it to the attention of the blogoverse. Something needs to be done about it. There should be questions asked in parliament. Or the Jannali Inn (where pork chops are considered appropriate footwear)
I'm sure you could get some on in NSW Parliament to raise it - one of the current Ministers once did an adjournment speech about the Ramones.
NO, I'M NOT FINDING THE HANSARD FOR YOU.
No, that makes six horsemen now, AB.
I spotted the first two yesterday, remember?
*sighs heavily*
They have to be all together Donnie - having 2 random fuggers in Perth does not an Apocalypse make... Seeing 4 in the space of 20m and 2 minutes DOES.
Show MY biblical pedegree, doesn't it?
Shows, even.
Pedigree even?
And yeah, it's ok... I don't expect you to understand the complexities of exegesis.
Is that before or after Phil Collins went solo?
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