Monday, May 28, 2007

Sublime and Ridiculous

Phew! Well that was a weekend of contrasts...
(Edit below for those who've already read it - I is useless with the memory at the moment)

Friday night was magical!
* Dinner at the pub with Chesty and the lovely MrL - the boys talked about, um, I dunno - vaguely intelligent stuff... Chesty and I continued our MSN conversation mostly consisting of all things Big Brother. My husband despairs of me...
* Some nice people playing pool decided to have a retro night on the jukebox, and thus I was treated to a bunch of music from high school/ Uni. It put me in a very relaxed and happy happy joy joy mood... MC hammer does that to you. (but only if you only hear 'can't touch this' once every 5 years)
* Adam Hills ROCKED. We spent 2 hours laughing. It's very very good for the soul. Highlights included Katie Noonan singing 'Muna muna' and the 'Footloose' dancing on the car roof. Joyous indeed. And it's always nice to see a Shire Boy come good...
* You know how you often have a little monologue running in your head - where you can make the most inappropriate comment you like, because only YOU can hear it? Well there was a woman sitting directly behind me who kept that running commentary up the entire night. Aloud. In a really irritating loud voice. She reminded MrB of his Great Aunty Joyce. And strangely, one of things she really needed to talk about was her wish for Adam to 'take his kit off' . Baffling.
* Coffee and dessert with the RevJen and the ClergyWife in what has got to be the dodgiest Italian restaurant on Enmore Rd. We were getting desperate as the Enmore theatre had spewed out hundreds of caffeine-needy ABC snobs, and we needed a seat. Meh - it was coffee, it was ice-cream... who can ask for more?


And then Saturday Morning arrived, bright and shiny and full of promise...


MrB had taken the Big Girls to footy, and the twins and I were hanging out in the sun. The babes were playing in the garden, I was sitting on the deck reading the paper with the sun on my back. Blissful.
Until I happened to look up, and saw Miss I coming down the hallway with an odd expression on her face. She was fighting a battle between the need to keep a secret as she'd obviously done something naughty, and the need to tell me something very important. Namely that there was something yucky in her mouth.

She'd been playing in my room, and gone through the packets of tablets still on my bedside table from the Headache Fiasco of 2 weeks ago... There were a number missing, and she couldn't spit them out.

I freaked. I call MrB - he immediately left the footy game, but would still be 15 minutes... So I called the ambulance.

I was trying to stay calm, because Miss I was just getting more and more flustered, but I failed dismally. I was sobbing and shaking, peering into her eyes to check for any changes...

Luckily she'd taken my anti-nausea, anti-dizziness tablets, instead of the kickarse migraine or pandeine fortes. But still, she'd taken 5.

The ambulance arrived at the same time as MrB, and he was the picture of calmness. The fact that he'd just done a full day First Aid course at work probably helped... Anyway, the ambo decided that I was upsetting Miss I more than anything, and suggested I NOT travel in the ambulance to the hospital. Besides by this stage Miss O had figured something was going on, and was standing on the front porch screaming for her sister.

What a drama.

She's fine. They kept her in hospital for 24 hours, hooked up to a heart monitor, for observation, But she was utterly fine. So utterly fine that the medical staff were starting to think she hadn't actually consumed the tablets at all (She definitely had - I checked), the total lack of side-effects baffling them. She had got very very lethargic and close to passing out in the ambulance, but then bounced back with a vengeance. She spent 24 hours watching TV and eating, so was pretty darn relaxed when I went to pick her and MrB up yesterday morning.

But - scary.

And yes, all tablets are now locked away. Sometimes you just get careless. And that's never a good thing.

Edit: Forgot to mention that I also had an up close and personal experience with a large red-back spider yesterday. It was nesting in my 'outdoor boots which reside outside the back door. Luckily a Girl Guide indoctrinated childhood means that I always bang my boots before putting them on... Nearly died when this angry spider went me! Especially when Miss O was pratting about with bare feet just next to me, wanting to see the spider.

It got squashed.

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19 Comments:

Blogger Possum said...

oh my - how very very scary.
Thank goodness she's all OK.
(Possum creeps away to check bedside table for anything that shouldn't be there...................)
Phew.
Hope you have an extremely carm week ActonB.
Poss. xxx

28/5/07 11:58 am  
Blogger Possum said...

ooo - that would be CALM.
(brain has turned to mush)
ICK!!

28/5/07 11:59 am  
Blogger actonb said...

Hee! I hadn't noticed spelling mistake - my brain must still be mush!
I used to be such a nazi about safety, but have turned into a slattern.

28/5/07 12:07 pm  
Blogger killerrabbit said...

Thank goodness she didn't get the Panadine Forte! They knock me out, imagine what they would do to a little one.

I wonder what made her want to eat them? They don't look like lollies or anything.

28/5/07 12:09 pm  
Blogger actonb said...

It was doing my head in with the 'what ifs?' I'm not sure how her little almost-3 brain works - but she knew she wa being naughty that's for sure!

28/5/07 12:21 pm  
Blogger Mountjoy said...

"...the ambo decided that I was upsetting Miss I more than anything, and suggested I NOT travel in the ambulance to the hospital..."

Now you don't see THAT on All Saints.

Hilarious, but also shocking.

Glad everyone is okay. With that non two-muh of yours, your head could have just clean exploded under all that stress, you know.

28/5/07 1:11 pm  
Blogger meva said...

Whew! Close call Actonb. I'm so glad it was all okay.

My 15-month-old little girl tried to have a meal of belladonna lilies at the Baby Health Clinic when I was there with baby boy. That freaked everyone out let me tell you! She was fine, too.

When my little boy was about the same age, he tried to shave like daddy. I found him wandering down the hallway with blood all over him. FREAK OUT!!! He'd only cut his lip but it bled like fury! I still don't know how he managed to get the razor off the shelf!

28/5/07 1:15 pm  
Blogger actonb said...

Donnie - my sister-in-law is an ambo, and when I told her indignantly what had happened, she snorted and said that that's pretty much what she would have done as well! Just probably more tactfully...

Eeek Meva! Kids - they do everything in their power to make this 'parenting' lark as difficult as possible don't they?!

28/5/07 1:22 pm  
Blogger Mex said...

wow dude. but you must be so releived that it wasnt anything worse.

hope miss I is now feeling very silly and sorry for herself after doing that to her poor mother.

AND... you totally forgot to mention the part where i stopped by to say hello!

AND... if you had of come to meet me, you could have had danish pancakes and icecream with a nice glogg wine for desert instead of weirdness in a dodgy italian restaurant. which one was it?

28/5/07 2:05 pm  
Blogger Thursday's Child said...

Oh actonb, glad all is okay. What a scare - but how good of Miss I to tell you she had done something!

Glad you liked Adam Hills and you had a fun Friday night! More of those - less scary Saturdays!

28/5/07 2:36 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sister-in-law?????
hmmm, things move fast when you are overseas. Is there something I don't know about?

28/5/07 4:12 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, despite spending time on it, i'm still banished from spheroblog

28/5/07 4:13 pm  
Blogger actonb said...

Would you prefer 'much put-upon-de-facto-of-my-non-existant-brother'???
And also hee! Blogger doesn't like you!

28/5/07 4:17 pm  
Blogger gigglewick said...

Actonb,

that is so scary. I have dodged that with Grizzlewick for the most part, although he does like the taste of baby panadol in a way which is frankly frightening.

My mum once found my then-two-year-old sister in her bedroom with the spilled contents of a particularly strong vitamin supplement.

the following conversation ensued:

Mum: Did you take any of those tablets?

Doc (shaking her head): No.

Mum: are you sure?

Doc: Yes....

Mum: You did take some? How many did you take?

Doc (with huge smile, thinking she has the right answer): Seven!

Mum: So you ate seven of them?

Doc (frowning): No, I didn't eat any of them.

this went on for about 15 minutes before my mother just picked her up and thrust her into the car for a GP visit. She was fine.

28/5/07 4:23 pm  
Blogger actonb said...

Mex, unfortunately Miss I just thinks she's had a Big Adventure and got to watch lots of TV...
AND your appearance was of the 'blink and you'll miss it' variety. But still appreciated!
AND as you know I forgot to turn my damn phone on. Stupid Italian restuarant was on Enmore Rd - going towards the Warren View. Has pictures of Elvis on the wall - plays Julio Iglesias. Need I say more?

Oh I know W - no more of those scary Saturdays for me! Although I like the idea of fun friays in the inner west. May need to have some words with MrB...

GW, as everyone from the ambo to the nurses to the girl behind the counter at Woolies Liquor (she'd overheard a conversation I had with a friend as I walked in and she walked out) said: If they want to get into the tablets, they will. Thankfully she didn't like the taste! But baby panadaol is a different story...
Maybe her early encounter with vitamins and GPs led to her lifelong vocation?????

28/5/07 4:35 pm  
Blogger Mountjoy said...

Mmmmmmmmmmm, that wonderful citrus smell of Baby Panadol. Perfect with Absolut Mandarin.

28/5/07 4:53 pm  
Blogger Chris said...

How awful.

Glad there's no harm done though.

... Or should that be halm?!

28/5/07 8:32 pm  
Blogger Mars said...

scary! glad the bub was okay...

28/5/07 9:18 pm  
Blogger gigglewick said...

Mountjoy,

Don't give us ideas....

Actonb,

No, she's the PhD kind.....

28/5/07 9:59 pm  

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