Foreign Correspondent
This is a guest post, (ghost-posted by me, obvs) from Our Overseas Correspondent...
With regards to East Timorese Presidential candidates...
...check out this crazy cat. We reckon he's a dead ringer for Sammy Davis Jr. I mean, would you vote for this dude? Check out the cheezy grin and the dodgy sunnies. Lu'Olo for presisdente! Free cigars for all!
Only one of eight quality candidates brought to you by the people of Timor Leste.
Rock throwing support crew available at no extra cost!
Having said that, he's up against Ramos Horta, so really free cigars are going to have to be just the start of the pork-barreling if he's going to have any chance of being elected...
Oh Josie...
Is it just me, or does this photo make him just lok ever-so-slightly, well, Undead.
Maniacally Undead...
I'm guessing it was a slow news day in whereverheis...
With regards to East Timorese Presidential candidates...
...check out this crazy cat. We reckon he's a dead ringer for Sammy Davis Jr. I mean, would you vote for this dude? Check out the cheezy grin and the dodgy sunnies. Lu'Olo for presisdente! Free cigars for all!
Only one of eight quality candidates brought to you by the people of Timor Leste.
Rock throwing support crew available at no extra cost!
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Having said that, he's up against Ramos Horta, so really free cigars are going to have to be just the start of the pork-barreling if he's going to have any chance of being elected...
Oh Josie...
Is it just me, or does this photo make him just lok ever-so-slightly, well, Undead.
Maniacally Undead...
I'm guessing it was a slow news day in whereverheis...
Labels: extreme random
posted by actonb at 2:31 pm
4 Comments:
Lu-Olo gets my vote.
Man. The NSW election could have been so much worse, or so much more fun - along with speedos, bland incumbents, we could have had rock throwers!
Man, you think this guy is dodgy, you should see the the other guys. They have steel darts and communist leanings, and Martial Arts Gangs (aka MAGs) on call..... All in our own 'ring of fire' backyard!
I wish I were a player on the political scene in our regional partners. So cool, but unless you have your own MAG and a bucketload of free 'stuff' to give out you stand no chance.
I personally reckon that Sammy is always a better option than The King of the Damned, but I'm silly like that...
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