Angry Monday

Gentle Reader, I beg your indulgence as I subject you to a spot of ranting and raving.

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To the stupid bloody scooter rider on the freeway on Friday evening - even though it must be most gratifying to know that your BMW motor scooter travels at speeds up to 150kph, you still look like a twat ducking and weaving through peakhour traffic which is traveling at an average speed of 120kph.
And if, perchance you happen to come a cropper, that gorgeous soft suede jacket (half-zipped), and spiffy black jeans ain't going to afford you much protection when hitting the ground at a rapid rate of knots. In fact, it makes you look like a bigger twat, albeit one with perfect posture.
And I suspect you probably don't need quite that many paniers and bike-boot-bits. If you need to cart around a tonne of stuff, get a bloody car. The you can dress like a pansy to your heart's content, and won't have to worry about being a skin graft waiting to happen.

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To Eric Roozendaal, Paul McLeay, and other assorted f**knuts - changing the speed limit on the Princes Highway though Heathcote to 50K is bloody ridiculous. It is beyond ridiculous. It had made me so very very cranky. Just because inbreds from Heathcote have a congenital inability to understand the basic rules of the road, does not mean that the wider motoring community has to suffer. Look, I know that 8 people have been killed there in the last (insert number) years, but they were killed when they ran in front of cars. They ran in front of cars when the cars had the right of way. They ran in front of cars where there was no crossing. It is not the drivers' fault. It is not the commuting populations fault. And just because you, Mr McLeay, have bowed to pressure from pushy Heathcote lobbyists, you fail to realise that most of the drivers who you have just pissed of to the extreme, actually now, due to the redistribution of the electoral boundaries, live in your electorate. Oh yes! All the northern suburbs of Wollongong are now your concern too. And it does NOT add 22 fucking seconds to our journey. You condescending bureaucratic f**knuts.
Because really, all those accidents are a Good Thing - they took a tiny degree of Stupidity out of the gene pool. Harsh, but true.

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Peter f**king Debnam. You're a f**knut. Really. No, really.
You're going to have a ripping good time if you win the election aren't you: ripping up the designs for East Darling Harbour, ripping up the plans to relocate the car import terminal to Port Kembla...
"Opposition planning spokesman Chris Hartcher said yesterday Port Kembla would be the "winner" by scrapping a plan expected to provide 1000 jobs and $200million in economic benefits to the region. He said that, if elected, the Opposition would keep car imports at Glebe Island as it was committed to retaining Sydney Harbour as a working harbour."

Right. Winner how exactly?

Paul Keating got it so right this morning on 702 with Virginia Trioli. Debnam, you're a nong.

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Let's hope that I get some coffee into me soon, or the ranting will never end.

Update: I've had to censor myself because I've been BANNED from Shroom's workplace. Lil old inoffensive me couldn't get through the filters... OMG!!!!