Every Day With Randomness

I love and Adore Blondie - I may have discussed this on one or two occasions before (I'm wondering whether I've also discussed my inability to spell occasssionss? Cos it always looks wrong, even when spelled correctly... and I'm pretty sure it's not correct in either of these instances)

Anyways, Blondie. Love.

What I don't love however, is her need to insert random Frenchness into her songs*. Tis very wankful and annoying particularly when French is one of the languages I chose NOT to learn at school, therefore leaving me with no option but to sing along basically going 'blahdy blahdy blah' in a Frarnch accent.

Although, while randomly choosing to speak in a French accent for periods of time ranging from 2 minutes to an entire afternoon is something I have been known to do, at least I know that I'm doing in jest (and also maybe in an attempt to piss someone off (hmmm... could this have anything to do with my current marital problems... Discuss)) and not because I'm a dirty dirty post-punk, platinum blond Francophile hipster with a high tolerance for Wank.

Now go listen to Denis (or is that Denneeee?). You know you want to...




* And not just Denis - but bloody Sunday Girl and at least one other that I can't think of right this very second. Grrr...