FaceSpazz?
Aw Man!
What's the deal here????
My face is in the worst state it's been for, like, forever.
It's as bad as any adolescent nightmare.
It has not been clear in over 2 months - and I know this as I've been carrying around my Passport Renewal form for that long, just waiting to get my photo taken. But I'm vain. So very very vain. And I don't want festering pus-filled spots on my passport photo for Eternity.
I've been cleansing and moisturising same as always and I am befuddled by the refusal of my skin to play ball. NO FAIR.
D'ya reckon it could have something to do with my current obsession for Myspazz/Facebook? Is my skin reverting to the age of the majority of network members????? I mean I spell properly. I refuse to use txt-speak. Why do I have to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous acne?
Spewin'
I'm off to sulk. And maybe join a forum. And eat chocolate. Or whatever is the preferred poison of the Kids Today.
What's the deal here????
My face is in the worst state it's been for, like, forever.
It's as bad as any adolescent nightmare.
It has not been clear in over 2 months - and I know this as I've been carrying around my Passport Renewal form for that long, just waiting to get my photo taken. But I'm vain. So very very vain. And I don't want festering pus-filled spots on my passport photo for Eternity.
I've been cleansing and moisturising same as always and I am befuddled by the refusal of my skin to play ball. NO FAIR.
D'ya reckon it could have something to do with my current obsession for Myspazz/Facebook? Is my skin reverting to the age of the majority of network members????? I mean I spell properly. I refuse to use txt-speak. Why do I have to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous acne?
Spewin'
I'm off to sulk. And maybe join a forum. And eat chocolate. Or whatever is the preferred poison of the Kids Today.
posted by actonb at 5:13 pm
15 Comments:
I think if you spend too much time on myspace you catch acne from the yoof.
I suspected as much...
I shall just have to go buy some Clearasil. And footless tights.
You might want to splash out $19.95 on an inappropriate dress too. Something that screams "cheap" but whispers "prostitute" - all the girls are wearing them where I come from.
I'd be happy to drop $20 on a 'dress', as long as it's purple. Or mustard. Or purple AND mustard. coz that's classay.
And it will clash just beautifully with my red and yellow zits.
also you should ensure that your dress of choice begs the questions:
"Am I pregnant? I might be... Are you brave enough to ask me?""
The smock is such a confusing fashion item.
Whoops - I just bought a purple and mustard smock dress the other day. It looks hot I tells ya.
dude. i feel your zitty pain. i too have been suffering from two rather persistent pimples on my face for quite some time.
im blaming it on pash rash. its like, totally not my problem.
Are you say that this lunar landscape you are nurturing is beyond the redemption of the usual pancake of spakfilla and goop that the more pizza-faced kids from the outer western suburbs apply before cramming onto the train for the ride in from Emu Plains?
With the world about to hit Peak Oil, you just might have a valuable commodity on your hands... er, I mean face, there, AB
If your skin is oily at the end of the night don't wash your face before going to bed. I used to and it got worse. Saying that though, it does work for me, may not for you.
The Man
On a more serious note...do you really have a facebook/myspace obsession? I haven't ventured into facebook at all and I only go to myspace when I'm looking for info on performers.
leilani - it's not an obsession so much, as an irrational compulsion. Certain People have been talking about it and promised to be my friend... and so I jumped in and now I'm all about the writing on walls and poking and whatnot. Don't worry - this too shall pass. Although Hee! Kevin Rudd is my friend now.
GW - I do love the 'skimming' qualities of the smock.
*snort*
*guffaw*
KR - yeh i believe you... (repeat snort and guffaw from above)
Donnie - see herein is the problem - I don't wear make-up. So I have no idea what's going on. And I'm worried if I start to cover it all up, then I may make it even worse... Oh the dilemmas...
The Man - it's no more oily than usual - which is why I Don't Get It. But I shall try your trick - see if it works...
ZOMG!!!!
i have been facespazzing so much today i've gone cross eyed! gah!
you need to use toner aswell as cleanser, you know?
and also, i stopped drinking soft drink and my skin got heaps better. now it's just shit cause of the wine i think.
it's annoying, i agree. and quite uncalled for.
mex - I think there's probably a Group you could join to deal with this problem...
mars - Ah, see I've always thought of toner as a great big rip off. But I have just invested $80 in some MD Formulations Cleanser, so lets see how that goes...
you need cleanser AND toner, they go together. cleanser opens and cleans the pores and you need toner to close them up again. otherwise they stay open and more crap goes in. fact.
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