Dear God! Not again...
A Uterus shaped Coffin... How apt. I'm having issues. Body-image issues. Or rather 'I hate my body, particularly the internal organs that feel like they are turning themselves inside-out' issues.
I do not understand how, having experiencing this every month for the last 20 years (give or take a couple of years being pregnant and/or breast-feeding) I am still constantly surprised by HOW MUCH IT HURTS.
Why does it feel like my body is trying to reject a transplanted organ? Or that I have contracted one of those flesh-eating viruses? Why is it so? Where oh where is Professor Sumner Miller when we need him?
And why did I forget to bring my trusty Hot Water Bottle to work?
Interesting (and quite ironic) segue:
Congratulations to Jacqui & Eric on the birth of #4 'Annike Ruth' I've heard (from a reliable source) that she's absolutely gorgeous!
Labels: Utter crapness
posted by actonb at 1:39 pm
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Poor B.
I sympathise completely, for I know the pain of which you speak and it utterly utterly utterly sucks nuts.
Fuck Nic...if you think whatever you've got hurts bad, wait till you get your period.
Apparently they kick ass...
Wow, keep this up Nic and soon you'll get ALL the Punterettes™ cycles aligned so you can menstruate in harmony....
Now THAT strange-but-true phenomena is a "why is it so" question to ask.
(Q:Why does it hurt? A: Probably to remind you women just how much power you yield all the other days of the month with that few square inches of flesh down there).
It's true. They do synchronise...
And apparently it's the Alpha Female that leads the cycle.
Hmmm alpha female? Who knows, but i know who the prime c@#$ is..........
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